Recently, a some Dukaki haves been inspire by Duke office-catness, and say, hmm... maybe we adopt kitty for become office mascot.

Duke approve! Have cat in office is great idea! So Duke tell Minion, "Quicks! Write series of article for help people decide get cat for office!"

This is first article!

10 REASON WHY IS GOOD IDEA HAVE OFFICE KITTY!

1) Kitty help reducing stress

And where you feel most stress? At work! Because silly client not know what JPG file mean, or want you rewrite copy for annual report, or boss not like coffee you make. What happen next? You pet office kitty, feel better! And then you patiently explains what JPG file mean, patiently rewrite annual report, patiently tell boss, "Next time make own coffee!"

2) More productivities of office peoples

You like Google? Google allow office pet!

Is for many good reason... Study have show, have pet at work create more creative, hardworking peoples, help peoples get along, decrease absenteeism, and make peoples more willing for work overtime. Hmmm, longer hour... OK, maybe you not so much want to have office pet anymores, but your boss will wants!

3) Have office kitty better than have algae

You think this point is joke. Is not joke.

4) Office kitty is good for make company memorable

How many office you go have office kitty? Few! Peoples will say, "Hm, maybe we give printing job to company with that charming cat that charm us because it so charming."

5) Office cat put everybody in good mood.

Maybe is because peoples not expect see cat in office, but everytime new peoples come to office and see Duke, they becomes happy!

Duke have personally put smile on face of couriers, mailmen, clients, voice and acting talents, power unit reader people... Even client that is grumpy become less grumpy when see Duke.

6) Office cat serve many purposes

    a. Lap warmer for when office aircon too cold
    b. Paper weight for important document
    c. Attacker of enemy pencils
    d. Eater of foods that fall on pantry floor
    e. Blame-taker for missing foods in pantry (even though cat innocent)
    f. Blame-taker for smell of fart (even though cat innocent)
    g. Roach/lizard chaser
    h. Investigator of suspicious corners
    i. Population controller of treats
    j. Keep people who work late company

7) Kitty be decorative arts

Cat be such beautiful creature, they decorate any place with mere presence.

Duke is of course excellent example for bring art to office. Duke effort involve randomly sit or lie on surface, and for bring art appreciation to unexpecting office folk. It remind office folk of beauty and inspires them for become more creatives!

Duke also bring theater into everyday life by perform exacting performance call Sleep. Sometime it beyond regular folk who not know how to appreciate performance art, but Duke is dedicated artiste who perform for be faithful to spirit of art.

8) Investment to benefit ratio for cat be very high

Cat not require very many care - besides clean litter tray, feed regularly, and give sayangs (petting and attentions), cat not need much! Cat be independent, not needy, but know when peoples need sayangs themselves. Cat have ESP you know, and use brain ninja skill to detects when you feels stress or unhappy, and will come and purr and make you feel nice again.

Cat quite intelligent and interact wells with peoples (unlike algae) and provide hours of entertainment with thing like strings and balled up piece of paper. Not need spend moneys on expensive thing!

9) Office cat is easy keep clean

Cat love be clean! More than you. Cat groom all time, not need regular shower. In fact, Duke not been shower for two year, just have Minion wipe Duke down with wet towel. He still smell nice.

Also, cat very easy toilet train. Once cat learn where litter tray been place, cat not like go elsewhere for make accidents. Also, nowaday, have high tech kitty litter that remove bad smell, and mean that even when kitty do business, not everybody in office know all about it!

10) Cat not need much space

Cat not need BIG office for roam around. Of course, please not put kitty in cage whole day, is not make for happy cat! As long as office big enough for peoples, is big enough for cat, as long as you willing to shares. Just be carefuls, not step on kitty tail, or sit on cat. But not worry, cat also quite strong and hardy, accidental step or sit on cat usually hurt cat feeling more than make permanent damages.

So in all, cats make awesome office mascot! It not only improve office morales, but also fun for enjoy and easy take care.

Duke hope you enjoy article! Please feel free forward to peoples who are consider adopt cat for office.

Next article is about Important Things For Consider When Have Cat in Office.