Sleeping Duke even produce own soundtrack of gentle, soothing snore (is about 15 dB loudness). Is better than listen to music which distract you. Duke snore is just right in volume, rhythm and frequency which make it very pleasing to human ear. And if user lie (gently!) on Duke soft, fluffy tummy, can detect gentle vibration of purr and up-down rhythm of breathing. Excellent for relaxation. If only soft toy maker can make wonderful toy of Duke! Is definitely become very popular and in demands. Duke available for discussion with any manufacturer who want to do this. Serious offer only, please.

This week, office folk have a lot of work, so need to stay late in office until wee hours of morning. In such situation, Duke have important role. Duke is proud to be official STRESS RELIEF PERSONNEL in office. This is serious responsibility, which require training. In deadline crunch-time situation, Duke immediately activate EMERGENCY STRESS RELIEF MODE. First, Duke ensure easy accessibility by place self in central location. This is in case any office folk have need for emergency sayang. ("Sayang" is Malay word for love, pats and affection).

You see, Duke try to place self equidistant from all office folk for fairness. This is come from Duke experience and training. You never know when few seconds in reaching a cat for stress relief make all the difference.

Secondly, using tail as antenna, Duke broadcast feeling of CHILL AND RELAX. This is special skill that allow Duke to blanket office and all worker in ambience of relaxation that is still alert and efficient. When office folk get too sleepy, Duke can also broadcast feeling of WAKE UP NOW.

Of course, Duke not stay in one place all night long. At set intervals, Duke check on every worker and ensure they not build-up unhealthy level of stress. When Duke detect bad stress, Duke make them stop works by do things like demand foods, give head bump, or in extreme situation, place self in front of keyboard to force stop.

Luckily, this week, extreme measures not necessary. Duke very proud to report that all deadline been met and office worker all function well under stressful situation. All thanks to Duke, of course!

Is hard work, that sometimes make Duke feel little bit sleepy, but is Duke job, and Duke is proud to be responsible and hardworking member of office!

Duke have enjoyed walk on leash before, but is always feel slightly undignified.

Minion say, what about travel in bag?

Duke must admit, is much better! Is cosy, and Duke still enjoy fresh air and ability to enjoy wildlife (Oliver), but feet not need to touch floor. And is SO much more befitting of Duke status.

But even though Duke enjoy bag safari, Duke not going to give up walk on leash. Is good for Duke stay grounded and allow peasants (Oliver) to see Duke on their level so they not feel like Duke lose touch with the common people (Oliver).

You see, Duke have so much humbleness and not proud at all. Is such admirable trait.

For May, featured photo is beautiful and sensitively rendered portrait of Duke handsome face cradled gently in Minion hand.

Is such inspiring photo that bring quiet hope to all Dukaki heart, is it not? Yes, Duke think so too. You are welcome. Duke happy to be such amazing source of joy and inspiration.

Please have very nice May ahead! 

Duke call this beautiful display, Beauty Of Cat Lying Down for Relaxation. You are welcome.

This is toy that Duke get as present last year. Is full of catnip! Sometimes when Duke have too much catnip, Duke feel that eye is look at him funny.

If you walk past printshop called Ling Image at Northbridge Centre, see if can spot Duke in window!

No, Duke not feel sleepy at all. Is just tactic for draw in unsuspecting office folk... Zzzzz

Watch and learn. Duke is relaxation expert.