Duke Orange have web site blog!

Today Duke read on Twitter about one Dukaki and her struggle. Duke, of course, try to help.

She upload picture of muffin, here:

But is of no use for Duke because Duke not able eat pixels! Then Duke have idea... if muffin is made of pixels, then PIXEL DUKE CAN EAT PIXEL MUFFIN!

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Remember Minion? She go away for holiday one month ago, not come back. Duke think perhaps she been eat by shark while surfing in Mexico. Duke sad, because she been good Minion. Sometimes get carried away with hugs and kisses for Duke, but still not bad because she give many treat and sometimes allow Duke eat bao. Duke hope stupid Mexican shark get tummy-ache.

So now Duke need new Minion. Few day ago, Duke invite peoples for make application for new Minion position, and many people reply via Facebooks and Twitters. Is very encouraging! Is difficult for make decision, because so many peoples apply, and make so many interesting arguments for hire them. Some peoples say, "I massage you everyday!", others say, "I give many milks and treats!" Duke spend much time look through application, take time for consider every single one.

But today, Duke get surprise. Stray person wander into office and start do Minion things! She give Duke foods, sayang Duke and clean Duke litter tray. Just like old Minion! Duke think she even look a little bit like old Minion. But what Duke know? All peoples look alike to Duke.

Duke feel sorry for stray person... so Duke say to Office Folk, Duke can keep new Minion? Duke will feed and takes care, not allow Minion shred paper or chews cables. Office Folk say okay, so now Duke have new Minion!

Sorry for peoples who make application for job, but Duke think stray Minion need job more than anybody. Hope you understands!

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Namecard is very important. Is for peoples to remember you when doing networkings, and also help a lot with branding. You see Duke namecard? Is much nice, no?

This is actually second batch of Duke namecard. First batch run out very fast! Is sign that Duke is popular.

 

 

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Sometimes peoples say, Duke, you always so cheerful. You not have dark and vulnerable side? While Duke always put on brave front for world, Duke is really thoughtful and broody in private. Minion recently shoot artistic nude series of Duke which capture Duke in sensitive, pensive state. Also Duke is naked in pictures. But is not crass and vulgar, is artistic, so please not distribute pictures as porn.

Hm, maybe Duke sell set of 3 prints for raise funds for stray kitties. Anybody interested?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Thank you to all Dukaki who take part in Proxy petting today! Video are below for watch again and again.

For peoples who want to take part in Proxy Petting next time, you must add Duke on Twitter and waits for announcement. Is fun for Duke and Dukaki alike!

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After long hiatus, Proxy Petting come back! Is because of bad internets that Minion not have Proxy Petting for so long. Many thanks for people who been faithful and keep watching DukeCam even when it freeze and drop out and suck.

Yesterday, Minion fix internets! It now behave, so Petting Proxy can happen! But Minion want to try something new: Proxy Petting Lottery. Only 8 requests will be picked at random. Submit Twitter request by 2 pm, eg: "Pls tickle @Dukeorange tummy" and watch Duke get pet according to your instruction on DukeCam! Exciting!

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Scribble-face is serious disease! You not laugh!

       

Click here to download:

PICS_Duke_have_severe_case_of_.zip (225 KB)

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Yesterday, Minion watch video of cat fight on computer. Duke hear noise and wonder why angry, invisible cat talking to him!

Video of cat scandal video here. Is funny!

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Is because Duke sit up straight and not slouch.

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